Diary of a Provincial Lesbian by V. G. Lee

Author:V. G. Lee [Lee, V. G.]
Language: ang
Format: epub
Tags: 2013, General
ISBN: 9780906500866
Google: iUG5AAAACAAJ
Amazon: B00BFGFKSA
Publisher: Ward Wood Publishing
Published: 2005-12-31T22:00:00+00:00

June 24th

‘I’ve had twins!’ Deirdre announces over Earl Grey tea taken at her breakfast bar.

‘Really?’

‘Follow me quietly and don’t look left or right. Or up.’

We creep out of kitchen into the garden, me not looking left, right or up but keeping my gaze pinned on Deirdre’s Egyptian cotton bottom. Halfway down her garden she stops and turns. I stop and turn.

‘Now look up. The extension roof.’

I see a ramshackle nest, one large seagull and two small bobbing heads.

‘If we make a noise, Mum or Dad go berserk and spatter you.’

Do not make noise.

‘I think that’s the dad on the chimney pot. What a clever boy.’

Admire gull family. Whisper, more for something to say, ‘What does Martin think?’

‘He says he’s not getting involved. He doesn’t follow nature like I do.’

‘And Lord Dudley?’

‘He’s absolutely laid back.’

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